1. Short ribs
Also known as wife of Adam chops.
Slow-cooked oxtail: like a cow tail, but with masculine-gendered meat.
Brisket is so tender and melt-in-your-mouth delicious that it will literally melt in your mouth. And then stay there, fused to your tongue, for all eternity.
4. Rib eye
The steak that real steak lovers love, or something like that.
Contrary to popular belief, skirt steak isn’t just for women. Men can wear it too!